To Perfect my world...

In my perfect world there would be a lot more ducks during duck season. Free all-you-can-eat buffets would be offered every day of the week. Coke-a-Cola would come in 10 liter bottles, ice cold and readily available whenever I'm thirsty. School would start at 10 a.m.; lunch would be at 12. There would only be one subject taught per day. Advanced placement duck calling and decoy setting would be among the classes available. School would end after lunch. Trained retrivers would be given out with diplomas at graduation. Duck guides would be paid six figure salaries.